We’re 90 percent sure the answer is ‘No.’ But let’s back up.

On the Thursday before inauguration weekend, a PETA press release announced:

Under a sign reading, “Free Fur Coats,” PETA will hand out dozens of fur coats — donated by those who have moved on to cruelty-free garments — to homeless people in Washington, D.C.’s Farragut Square.

Advertising the fact that people have donated furs to PETA was presumably one of the goals here. But the main message is that wearing fur is only okay if one is homeless.

Giving fur coats away to homeless people in D.C. on one of the coldest days of the year struck us as a great idea. However, we can’t tell you how hard it was/is to wrap our heads around the fact that this